Top reasons why gay people are the best and most amusing people to hang out with

1. You are never restricted to a single age group. In one night, your "clique" may consist of 2 people who are your age, a huge fat mexican kid, a 65 year old man with a handle bar mustache, a 7 foot tall black man whose age is unknown, and variously colored hair lesbians. The great [art about this is that everyone is completely eccentric and hilarious, and you don't have to worry at all about the old man with the handle bar mustache being a creepster.

2. The bar that your best friend (recently out of the closet) brings you to has a women's bathroom with a sign on the door saying, " No more than one at a time, or you will be kicked out!" And the men's bathroom has a swinging door, and every time the door swings open you can clearly see at least 5 guys in there at one time, all crammed around the one toilet, doing only god knows what.

3. Some guy will come and kick u out of your corner of the bar at any time of the night and inform u that, "the HIV testing crew is going to set up here," and you laugh thinking that he's just trying to tease the dumb straight girl, then sure enough 5 seconds later guys with stethascopes and black briefcases start pulling out medical equipment in the corner and guys start lining up behind a curtain.

4. Gay people know how to make the most amazing drinks u have ever heard of. they have more alcoholic beverages in their homes then the average bennys beverage depot. That is, gay guys. The average lesbian (one of my best friends, liz) will more than likely pore half of a 10 dollar bottle of vodka in a blender with some ice and kool-aid and call it a day.

5. Gay people always have the best pets. this is coming from someone with about a million pets. Gay guys combined with wiener dog people (wiener dog people CANNOT just have one wiener dog. they always come in threes. Much like crazy cat ladies, who;s cats come in 5's.) Gay guys/wiener dog people combination = multiple wiener dogs dressed in the latest fashions...sailor collars, turtlenecks, hats, booties. Basically the cutest thing yo have ever seen.

6. You can only get to gay clubs and bars with a gay person. They are such holes in the wall, and in the most unlikely of places, that without a friend to guide you back, you have no chance of ever finding again. Much like Number 12, Grimmauld place in harry potter, even if u find the general area in which the club was in, it will seemed to have melted back into the other buildings, and you will never find it, no matter how many times you walk past the place where u thought the door was.

7. Your gay friends always have the best bit of drama going on. You always seem to be in a fight, about to get in a fight, thinking about getting in a fight, wondering how to start a fight, or driving at a person full tilt in a parking lot screaming, "Thats my girlfriend, BITCH!"

This is especially true for lesbians.

Brain, Jeremiah, Liz, Paige, Shane, you guys are the best people to hang out with, by far.