For anyone even remotely curious about my relationship

Basically I wanted to take this survey because the creator had titled it "95 insightful questions." I bet not one is insightful.

Where did you meet? This is not insightful....right off the bat. Nice try.

When did you meet? Wow...ok I guess I have to seriously take this...ok....here we go...

Was it love at first sight? This is retarded

how old were you both? Okay...let's be serious.....Um I believe we were both 17

When did you have your first kiss? When? November 4th at 1900 hours? I have no idea.

Where was your first date? Starbucks, I suppose...technically.

How long until you met the parents? I don't even want to think about those shitty people.

When was it 'official'? Nov. 1st, 2005

The good...

Is this gonna be a good, the bad, and the ugly? This survey is a trainwreck.

Whats your happiest memory of him? thankfully, he is still alive.

Whats the sweetist thing he has ever done for you? He was birthed. (yes, birthed.)

Does he buy you lots of gifts? He buys me "Trish prizes"

Whats your favorite thing to do together? I don't know, probably kill ourselves mountain biking

When did you know you were falling in love? Ok come on! I cannot pinpoint these dates and times! Stop with the when questions! I take things literally!

Who said 'I love you' first? .....wow good question. No clue....wait........wait...................................me.

Is it true love? Yeah why would I waste my time otherwise. Absolutely.

How do you know this? Irrelevant

The bad...
Oh my god I was right.

Whats his worst habit? Forgetting to do things, like shut the cabinet....or refrigerator door. Honestly.

What annoys you about him? See above

Has he ever hurt you badly? No I'd crush his skull.

Would he ever cheat? No...never

Has he to your knowlege ever cheated? Nope....ok look at me. why would he want to, for gods sack?

Do you trust him? 100%

The ugly....
Ridiculous.

Best facial feature? I think I know where this is going and I already don't like it.

Favorite part of his body? yep that's where it went

Hair colour? Colour? Ye olde dirte blonyde

What does he smell of? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....omg.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Whats he wearing when you picture him in your head? I don't ever have to picture him. He's frikin' everywhere.

Intimacy...
Eeks.

How do you feel when he holds you? this is not family appropriate, survey maker. nor is this insightful.

How do you feel when you fall asleep and wake up in his arms? really sweaty.


How does it feel when he touches you? okay is this for real?

Does his touch give you goose bumps?

Does he kiss your neck?

Your tummy? ................................................................................^ WTF ^^^

Your forehead?

Deep and meaningfull...

Could you be without him? No way...we have a cat and joint checking account...

Do you think about him constantly when your apart? it's you're people...come on. is it that hard.

How long have you been together? almost 2 and a half years

Can you see a future together? Like I said. Cat. Checking account.

Would you like to get married? Not anytime soon, but yes eventually

Have children? ABSOLUTLEY FUCKING NOT. we will NOT have any spawn.

Where can you see your relationship in a years time? Same as now

5 years time? Same as now

Do you know there is definatly no-one better out there for you? No need to hyphenate.

How do you know this? I'm gonna kick myself in the face.

Are you scared he might find someone better? Oh hell no.

Is he your best friend as well as your lover? Yes. That's the only kind of relationship that works.

Does he come first over everyone else in your life? Yes aside from Stella.

Would you die for him? whoa nelly

On a lighter note...

Whats the funniest thing you have ever done together? Way too many drunken nights to describe here.

Say something that only you two understand mmmmmmmmmmmberch!

Do you have nick names for each other? no we have real names that we use.

Does he make you laugh? yeah we laugh our asses off (not sarcasm)

Do you wrestle? And it always end with me getting overexuberant and hurting myself and then pouting for an hour

Is he tickelish? i know better...id get it back times 40000

Are you? See above. id rather break a toe than be tickled.

His Favorites...

Food? Anything I concoct.

Drink? Kool-aid freak

Sport? basketball

Past time? No one says past time anymore. nice try.

Animal? the stupid cat

Aftershave? Um no idea

Clothing style? hobo

Band? Live

Music? good music.

Your 'things'....

Song? We don't really have one, which is wierd

DVD? ???

Place to hang out? Anywhere food is provided

Meal to cook together? Are u joking...his ass cannot even cook mac and cheese. He wanted to use the water u boil it in for the cheese sauce. no.

Lasts...

Time you saw him? This morning

Kissed him? This morning

Spoke to him? 2 seconds ago

The last text he sent you? Want me to quote it or what?

When will you...

See him again? an hour

Speak to him again? an hour

Tell him you love him again? redundant

Have you ever?

Spent the night together? I just realized this was made for someone is high school. yeah it took me that long.

Been on holiday? And for english people

Met his parents? hopefully never again

Had naughty time? W...........T.............F

Made him cry? haha like every day. just kidding.

Done anything spontaneous together? lets see...moved to florida......

Lastly....

Is this love? nah we just settled. (joke)